To alleviate concerns I sense as to the plushness of these digs, I wanted to make sure my living conditions were not blown out of proportion by my luxury suite.
I'm not one to hide from the reality that I live in splendor beyond the imagination of most, but I want to assure you all that it's not like my daily life consists of lounging in red velvet furniture on well manicured lawns.

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Oh. Thanks for the clarification, Jake. It turns out, I was sorely mistaken about the quality of your living conditions. I'll try to think about you next time I am lounging around on fine furniture placed in luxurious landscaping.
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